Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Books are the perfect entertainment; no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.
|—||Stephen King (via thatkindofwoman)|
One of the best books I’ve read to date.
Professor: Do any of you know what common sense even is?!
Student: A pamphlet by Thomas Paine.
The Raven by Entar0178
La fiesta del domingo es con traje de gala: ¡Pijamas! / Sunday’s dress code: pijamas