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what girls say: i like you. i mean i like like you
what they mean: i am an enemy from the Legend Of Zelda and i am going to eat your fucking shield
this sucks
theonion:

New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App
mrbigfish:

bunnyfood:

Same.

Can I bum a cigarette??

mrbigfish:

bunnyfood:

Same.

Can I bum a cigarette??

Moultonborough, NH

mrbigfish:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

It’s a miracle

BIGFISH:  And they are on sale for Easter……

mrbigfish:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

It’s a miracle

BIGFISH:  And they are on sale for Easter……

aseaofquotes:

— James Baldwin

aseaofquotes:

— James Baldwin

nprfreshair:

Former NSA Contractor Edward Snowman.

By Beth Novey, our web guru at NPR, Washington

nprfreshair:

Former NSA Contractor Edward Snowman.

By Beth Novey, our web guru at NPR, Washington

soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)